The Hypocrisy of Kindergarten 

Here’s your basic schedule in Kindergarten: Finger paint, go to recess, take a nap, eat, go to another recess, and then go home. Plus, if you pee in your pants everyone is super understanding. Mainly it’s preparing you for what your life will be like once you graduate from college with a liberal arts degree. There’s a book I’ve never read that a lot of people quote called “Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten.” It’s all about sharing and being nice to people and other valuable lessons…

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Tom Brady Should Retire 

Recently Tom Brady made a comment that he could see himself playing another 6 or 7 years, which would make him 46ish by the time he hangs it up. Thanks to rule changes that make hitting a quarterback a federal offense, it’s not out of the realm of possibility that he could play until his mid-forties, but should he… short answer, no. I know that he just ended his season with an incredible comeback victory to give him and that evil genius Bill Bellicheck a fifth ring, but it’s time to call it quits. I also…

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Best Old Fashioned in Fort Worth 

They say that one day we will all meet our true love, I met mine in my mid twenties at a bar that specialized in prohibition cocktails when someone handed me my first Old Fashioned. It was perfect, simple and strong with a lot of booze and just a few other complimentary ingredients that do their job without getting in the booze's way. After falling madly in love with the Old Fashioned I would often try to make them at home and, not unlike most of the things I try to do at home, I failed miserably. Then, a…Read more