It’s 6:15 AM and it’s been three hours and fifteen minutes since I started breathing heavily into Andy, AKA the tall man’s ear while periodically nudging him with my paw…
Here’s your basic schedule in Kindergarten: Finger paint, go to recess, take a nap, eat, go to another recess, and then go home. Plus, if you pee in your pants everyone is super understanding. Mainly it’s preparing you for…
Recently Tom Brady made a comment that he could see himself playing another 6 or 7 years, which would make him 46ish by the time he hangs it up. Thanks to rule changes that make hitting a quarterback a…
They say that one day we will all meet our true love, I met mine in my mid twenties at a bar that specialized in prohibition cocktails when someone handed me my first Old Fashioned. It was perfect, simple…