It’s 6:15 AM and it’s been three hours and fifteen minutes since I started breathing heavily into Andy, AKA the tall man’s ear while periodically nudging him with my paw…
Here’s your basic schedule in Kindergarten: Finger paint, go to recess, take a nap, eat, go to another recess, and then go home. Plus, if you pee in your pants everyone is super understanding. Mainly it’s preparing you for…