I'm a Singer Songwriter from Fort Worth, Texas. I was raised in the Texas Hill Country, first in a tiny little town called Junction and later in Kerrville Texas. I had to move to the big city because it's way to hard to hide your indescretions in a small town. You destroy one hotel room in a drunken rage or assault one drive-thru attendant with baby oil, (don't ask), and everybody knows about it. In a big city you can blend in with the crowd, fly under the radar if you will. However, the big city has introduced me to alot of things I'd never seen before. For instance, it was in the big city of Dallas that I met my first prostitute. I was sitting in a bar called the Wild Turkey having a few dollar drafts with my pals when I saw this cute girl sitting alone at the table next to us. Being a southern gentleman it pains my heart to see a pretty little girl sitting all alone. At first, I didn't know she was a prostitute, I just thought she was very popular because her phone kept ringing every three minutes. When I told my big city pals I was going to go try my luck with her, you know offer to buy her a drink and maybe a fajita platter from Taco Cabana, they all snickered. The next day I called one of them up and he said, "How did it go bro?", he said bro all the time, it got really annoying. We're no longer friends, mainly because of the bro thing. Anyway, I told him it was the best date I'd ever been on, I loaned her $100 bucks and she did things to me that I'd only read about in those magazines my creepy uncle Leroy used to hide under his bed. He said, "Dude, are you serious? You realize that was a hooker right?". I broke up with her like three months later. Living in the big city has also left me with alot of unanswered questions like: "Why are there so many people walking around 50 cents short of the bus fair? What's up with the Dog, Cat, Mouse guy? How is it in a metroplex with 4 million people I can't go anywhere without running into an ex? (At least she's put on weight, I'm sorry... that was rude.) Why do all the roads have two or three names? (In the country one road has one name, the way god freakin' intended.)